Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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