i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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