i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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