fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
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