ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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