do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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