you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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