whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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