So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
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She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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