I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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