I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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