Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
A+ Viking dick
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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