i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Randomize
