hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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