grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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