he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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