I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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