Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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