i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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