More tranny stories later!
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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