that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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