He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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