C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
do nipples grow back?
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