No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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