He is an equal opportunity slut.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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