There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
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