I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
where does the pee come out of this thing
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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