no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
