It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
