love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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