only if we run a train.
done.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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