your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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