ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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