my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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