He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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