Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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