I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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