Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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