I love black thongs
it was like his penis was on wheels.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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