she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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