I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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