Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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