Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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