I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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