Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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