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Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I just had sex on a roof
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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