College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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