We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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