I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
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