In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Randomize
